This Guy's Got Ideas!

Lots of um! Boy does he!
I'm going to start being an artist again! Not an employee!
It's gonna be great!

SO I'M BACK.

After months of no posts I plan on blogging more often. I've got a ton to get off my chest and I just kept thinking about Doogie Houser and how he'd just let it all out, power down and hit the sack.

A lot has changed. I'm no longer in a relationship. I've settled into a new house in beautiful downtown Bethlehem. I've become comfortable enough at my new job that it's just about time for me to start worrying I'm going to be laid off. My hair's longer. But the big thing is my beard. And man do I love talking about my beard! Pictures to come! I promise.

Love/Hate.
I feel this way about a lot of things. In my head I make these crazy running lists which include pros and cons about many many things. With things most people would see as "good" I have little trouble finding cons. With the things people would tend to think are "bad" I have less trouble finding pros. It's weird. And I'm starting to wonder if my crazy blurred line between right and wrong is starting to leave my brain and come out in the things I say and do. I feel like maybe that started happening a long time ago... oh boy.















Haha. Mondays.

Poor Jake the Snake

Maybe I'm the only one, but I really feel for this guy. He had a horrible childhood, a horrible father, he's not just on drugs he's going to die. The thing is though, somehow he just hasn't died?! He just keeps on livin'. I have had a weird feeling about Hogan over the past few years, that maybe he'll be the next big name to go... and now I'm sorta hoping for Jake Roberts to be the next. The guy has endured a lifetime of drug abuse, getting clean, finding god... whatever... the guy is just tortured. Here's his latest highlight... poor guy.

Watch the video on TMZ's site.

He was one of the best on the mic. It's just too bad his "tortured soul" gimic came as naturally as it did.

Ruined my birthday.

RESULTS ARE IN!

HERE THEY ARE!
Last night I went back to the doctors after waiting a few weeks following my bloodwork and stool sample collection. I wasn't that nervous, because in the weeks leading up to it I had been on the phone with them a few times about my co-pay, I had to reschedule a few times, yada yada and there was absolutely no concern on their part. Or so it seemed. And they did get the results a week or so before I went in.

Anyway -
Bloodwork - Showed nothing wrong. Nothing strange. All of my "levels" seemed normal.
Stool - No blood was found in my stool and they found typical levels of bacteria.

Basically -
They think it's IBS. But you can't just test for IBS, you have to test for everything else, then when those tests prove negative, you can diagnose IBS.

Next Steps -
I could go see a stomach specialist, get an ultrasound or something, all kinds of food allergy tests... but it'd all be overkill as far as I'm concerned. The doctor said because of my age she wouldn't really be too concerned that I have anything serious going on. Oh! And even if I went for all of those tests and they suspected IBS they'd put me on meds. I don't take meds. Medication is for the weak. I haven't spent the last 24 years training my body for the end of the world just so I'd have to rely on meds to regulate my bowel movements while I'm fighting off giant orges, zombie like outbreaks, and water shortages. Hear me?

Lesson Learned -
Dig networks of tunnels and trenches so when the giant orges come a trampling accross what used to be your favorite summer carnival spot, you can spring up and cut their achilles. Bring um down to your level. Those same trenches would also collect water.

Invincible!

New iPods are out.

I like um. They're pretty nice lookin.

What do you think? Gonna get one?















Thanks to engagdet.

Update on my LIFE (AS WE KNOW IT).

LAWKI! LIFE AS WE KNOW IT! SUCH A GOOD SHOW! RIGHT?!

Anyway. For those of you wondering what I've been up to... Here it is. All in a blog post.

I changed jobs in May. I now work at the Morning Call in Allentown. I'm an Online Advertising Designer.

Thats me. At work. Hard. I look thin. And weak. Like any web designer should I guess. Screw labor!!! Right?!

I've been wearing my glasses because a few weeks ago my eyes shit the bed. Almost literally. I woke up and they were all red, bloodshot... not dry or anything though. They didn't really bother me. They just looked like hell. At first I thought it had something to do with the fact that I look at a computer monitor all day long, every day. And night. But, after further inspection from an eye doctor... I just had an allergic reaction to the solution I had bought. I guess I grabbed it quickly while shopping to support my nomad like lifestyle lately.

Which leads me to my next thing. I've been dipping my wolf paw in 3 ol' jam jars lately. If you know what I mean. What I mean is... I've been crashing at like 3 different places throughout the week. It sucks. Here's the rundown.

Mich's Apartment - I really like it there. Well, sorta. It's small and I'm always annoying her. And you can watch tv in the living room from any room in the house. If that makes sense?

My house - Which I've sold. I'm just waiting to close. That happens the 26th of September.

My parent's house - Which just sucks. It's hot (no AC). It's my sister's room. It's hot. Bleh.

BUT! DING DING DING! I have some good news!

I made an offer on a house in Bethlehem (West Side). And they accepted! So I close on that the 29th! That'll be soooo nice. Finally a place to call "home". I miss my sofa and cable tv. I don't know what to do with myself on a Sunday. I have no place to lounge and watch hour after hour of The Girls Next Door on E! It's happened to you.

Here's the house.

Halloween is coming up. And I think, now, don't go crazy here... I'm either going to go with Psicosis, OR Hawk from Legion of Doom. It all depends on whether Lore guts it out and does Animal.

Hawk would require me to shave my head. Which I think I might be ready for. My head of hair just ain't what it used to be. Any 25 year old feels me on that... right?

I'm tired of people talking about everything. Like they've got it all covered. Chill out.

OUT!

Georgia Bigfoot

What's awesome is how far these guys have gotten with this story.

They claimed to have found a Bigfoot body in the woods of Georgia, put it in a freezer, froze it, then the freezer broke, it thawed out, they called the "Real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi, Tom Biscardi made it all the way onto Fox News. CNN is covering the story here. It's awesome. I did some digging. Here's a video of the two guys on YouTube.

It's great. The only way this could get better is if it was actually an elaborate marketing campaign for a new J.J. Abrams movie.
Here's the picture that started it all.

And here's the story on Fox News.